stilinskidereks:

when you want to say something and keep getting interupted but then the conversation turns to a different topic

alexxxachung:

its really not hard to make me happy you just need to buy me stuff and fuck me

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments