May 2013
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
thosefuckingangels:
tanksloubear:
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
#sam get off tumblr
I’m a little drunk guys. Thank god for auto corrects. Ummmm send me asks pleeassseeeeee (:
The problems of writing
agent257:
pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:
Having a Beginning
Having an Ending
But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
WHAT IS A PLOT
WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
HOW DO I TITLE
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
amazzingphil:
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
failingmydegreebecauseof1d:
methtakes:
what if the bible was just a popular book and the fan base got out of control
what do you mean ‘what if’
NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED!
asylum-in-wonderland:
DAHHH DUH DAHHHH DAHHH DAHHH DUH DUHHHH
buuummm bbuhhhhhhh
calvincandies:
mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
Watchtoomanyforgottendreams:
kerilu:
mtnduh:
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.
Behind...
fckyeahphan:
you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already
stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
like how sexy is aladin, right?
TRYING TO PROVE MY BROTHER WRONG. IF YOU ARE A...
citizen-of-the-fandom:
Sorry, I don’t usually reblog when I’m told to but…in what universe would I not like a guy who reads?
ifoundalittlepieceofsunshine:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion
ive come to the conclusion they are sims
how to boys
boobbryar:
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
THATS HOW IT WORKS IN...
kaalashnikov:
butthurt
anal annihilated
anus anguished
booty bothered
tushy troubled
fanny frazzled
rectum rampaged
BOOTY BOTHERED
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
