disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
thosefuckingangels: tanksloubear: but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive #sam get off tumblr
I’m a little drunk guys. Thank god for auto corrects. Ummmm send me asks pleeassseeeeee (:
The problems of writing
agent257: pitchblack-the-nightmare-king: Having a Beginning Having an Ending But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!? HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING WHAT IS A PLOT WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS WHAT IS WRITING And most importantly: HOW DO I TITLE
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
failingmydegreebecauseof1d: methtakes: what if the bible was just a popular book and the fan base got out of control what do you mean ‘what if’
NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED!
asylum-in-wonderland: DAHHH DUH DAHHHH DAHHH DAHHH DUH DUHHHH buuummm bbuhhhhhhh
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
toomanyforgottendreams: kerilu: mtnduh: Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer. In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace. Behind...
fckyeahphan: you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already
stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
like how sexy is aladin, right?
TRYING TO PROVE MY BROTHER WRONG. IF YOU ARE A...
citizen-of-the-fandom: Sorry, I don’t usually reblog when I’m told to but…in what universe would I not like a guy who reads?
ifoundalittlepieceofsunshine: ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion ive come to the conclusion they are sims
how to boys
boobbryar: foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference THATS HOW IT WORKS IN...
kaalashnikov: butthurt anal annihilated anus anguished booty bothered tushy troubled fanny frazzled rectum rampaged BOOTY BOTHERED
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between